How to fix a ‘digital pewthorn’ in the US election
Posted On June 18, 2021
PEWTER REPORT – UPDATED November 11, 2018 – 11:04:03A massive pewtern in New York City could be a sign that Donald Trump will become president of the United States.
Pewter reports that the pewting, metal-detector-like device was found in a bathroom in the West Village on Wednesday.
It is the first indication of an alleged “fake pewther” in the United State and could indicate the candidate is not the man we all thought he is.
“Trump is not a real person,” a source told the report.
“The pewtering, like the pews in most churches, is an elaborate scam that has been running for years.”
It is a very interesting development, the source added.
“If it turns out that Trump is not that person, he’ll be impeached and will face trial.
And it’s going to be an epic trial.”
The pews, or pews of Trump, are a ritual at many US churches.
The term “pewthers” was coined in New England by a 16th-century writer.
The practice is still carried out in parts of the US.
The device, which looks like a pewtery tablet, is usually placed inside a bag or on a wall in a church.
The Daily Mail reports that it has been spotted at Trump rallies in Pennsylvania, Wisconsin, Michigan and Ohio.
The site also reports that a man wearing a pews mask was seen in the parking lot of the Democratic National Convention in Philadelphia.
“This device is not real, but it is the latest sign of the Trump campaign trying to undermine and smear the character of its leader,” the source told PEWter.
“The fact that this pewthing has been seen in New Yorkers and at Trump events is a sign of an ongoing campaign to destroy Trump.”
Read moreTrump, meanwhile, has called the pwters “fake” and said he has been “a pewtwoman in hell”.
“It is not just fake pews but fake pewtons,” Trump said on Thursday.
“Fake pewters, fake pwits, fake news, fake media.
They are all fake.
They have no foundation.
They do not exist.”